Alms for the Slow?
For some reason, I have volunteered to run the NYC marathon...not being a runner, this may be another example of my historically bad decision making skills
I don’t know what compels me to do such impulsive and irrational things - but I done gone and done it and now there is NO turning back...victory will be mine.
The Rub? I (Suzie "Speed Machine" Flores) need to raise $3,000 to do this - AND my running Partner in crime and slowness (Meag "The Bullet" Coomber) also needs to raise$3,000 for Ovarian Cancer Research!
We have $6,000 to come up with over the course of the summer...I wish I knew some decent people who would help us out - people who understand how important this type of research is - people who love Meag and I and have $25-$100 dollars to spare...But where does one find such people?
In the marathon planning - i have been weighing out the pros and cons...
For your amusement, below is a pic of Meag and I after our 5 mile Haiti Benefit Run. Welles joined us at the finish line and immediately lost his mittens after this photo. Said mitten was recovered by Aunt Suzie moments later. It was a very exciting morning.
(Photo courtesy of James P Douglas - Jersey City's most Handsome photographer)
- Adopt a dog with no apartment
- Eat clam strips from the Fireplace
- Caribbean sun + Polerican skin - sunblock (this resulted in my flesh turning purple by the way)
I don’t know what compels me to do such impulsive and irrational things - but I done gone and done it and now there is NO turning back...victory will be mine.
The Rub? I (Suzie "Speed Machine" Flores) need to raise $3,000 to do this - AND my running Partner in crime and slowness (Meag "The Bullet" Coomber) also needs to raise$3,000 for Ovarian Cancer Research!
We have $6,000 to come up with over the course of the summer...I wish I knew some decent people who would help us out - people who understand how important this type of research is - people who love Meag and I and have $25-$100 dollars to spare...But where does one find such people?
In the marathon planning - i have been weighing out the pros and cons...
- Upside - I may lose some excess pounds
- Downside - I may lose some toenails
- Upside - Otis has been running with me in the mornings
- Downside - Otis cant run more than 4 miles
- Upside - Jay and Buka have been joining me too
- Downside - They can't run more than 3
- Upside - I can eat a lot of macaroni and cheese over the next few months
- Downside - I have to run 26 miles in a row
- Upside - I get to raise money for a good cause
- Downside - i am actually going to have to do this.
For your amusement, below is a pic of Meag and I after our 5 mile Haiti Benefit Run. Welles joined us at the finish line and immediately lost his mittens after this photo. Said mitten was recovered by Aunt Suzie moments later. It was a very exciting morning.
(Photo courtesy of James P Douglas - Jersey City's most Handsome photographer)



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